the inside look of the life, times & mind of a slightly cynical hope-filled romantic who relishes rom-com marathons, television junkie, business consultant/brand strategist who like pretty pictures & awesome quotes.


Have you ever seen sex from above, Cece? It’s horrible. That’s why God thinks it’s a sin.

Jessica Day, “New Girl”

Why does everybody get to have a party for everything in their life? Why can’t I have a party for really dedicating myself to knitting this summer?

Jess, “New Girl”

Meditation is like giving a bullhorn to all the thoughts I quieted with television.

Riki, “Garfunkel and Oats”

I am honored to announce the first award of the evening: best on-screen orgasm in a Civil War reenactment…

Amy Poehler, announcing best actor in a comedy on the Emmys

It's a way

Gamora: ...and by the way, your ship is disgusting.

Quill: She has no idea. If you turned a black on this place would light up like a Jackson Pollock.

Drax: You have serious problems.